Corporations Are People Too!

My friend Marie Antoinette invited me to join UP Billionares For Wealthcare Support Group and I am very honored as this year some of my investments did not do so well and my family and I have had to cut back on our spending and corporate jet flights. I wanted to add that I strongly support the latest Supreme Court ruling regarding Freedom of Speech For Corporations because as we know from our extensive corporate financial support, Corporations Are Really People too and They Really Care! as My Friend Mr. Monsanto will point out..cancer with your corn flakes kids...it is really good for you...and we will make sure you believe this when we advertise it to you repeatedly and now Mr. Monsanto can. Hopefully this year with this ruling I can turn my millions back into billions as I am so deserving, Thomas Jefferson , be damned...what did he know? He was just a writer and Glenn Beck and other media personalities that support we Billionaires For Wealthcare will make sure our followers in our pyramid scheme support us fully. Even though it has been a down year I think I will buy a railroad and call it "FindGold"